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Poltergeist: The Kinetic Disruptor

  • Entity ID: ent_global_poltergeist
  • Category: Entity
  • Origin: Global Folklore/Parapsychology
  • Alignment: Neutral
  • Containment Class: Euclid
  • Threat Level: 5
  • Tags: Monster, Global, Kinetic-Anomaly

The Poltergeist (German for “noisy ghost”) is a ubiquitous, low-cohesion spectral entity found within the global occult record. Unlike localized haunting manifestations, the Poltergeist is defined by its intense kinetic output—often manifesting as spontaneous physical displacement, auditory anomalies, and thermal fluctuations within an enclosed environment.

When an entity enters an active state, it strictly adheres to the established laws of parapsychology and global physical constraints. Research personnel must adhere to the following:

System Rule: All interaction with a Poltergeist-class event requires a baseline containment radius of 50 meters. Personnel crossing this threshold risk physical trauma due to uncontrolled kinetic venting.

  1. Environmental Manifestation: The entity frequently draws energy from the surrounding thermal field, leading to localized “cold spots.”
  2. Kinetic Disruption: Objects of high mass are prioritized for displacement; these items serve as anchors for the entity’s manifestation.
  3. Restricted Volatility: If the entity is not provided with an outlet for its energy, the probability of structural damage to the primary containment site increases by 40% per hour of activity.

In the context of the SCP-aligned Archives, the Poltergeist is often reclassified as an unanchored kinetic-class anomaly.

  • Containment Protocol: Current protocols suggest the use of Faraday cages and sound-dampening fields to prevent the “spillover” of kinetic energy into public sectors.
  • Archivist Note: There is a concerning uptick in digital signatures resembling Poltergeist behavior within smart-home infrastructure. Investigations are ongoing regarding whether the entity has evolved to utilize IoT devices as conduits.

Archivist Warning: This record is maintained for analytical purposes. If you suspect an active kinetic anomaly within your sector, do not attempt to establish communication. Contact the nearest containment outpost immediately.